Unfortunately, Middle Tennessee Regional Transportation Authority planners, who'd been feverishly promoting their Independence Day special, sold more tickets than they had available seating. No worries, though. With the holiday over and regularly scheduled runs to Bankruptville resuming right on time, there'll now be plenty of room aboard the government-employee movement service (Seventy-five percent of the Boo-Boo Doodoo Snafu Choo Choo's meager ridership is state workers who ride gratis, or at least get taxpayers to foot the freight for them, according to the Tennessean).

All Aboard the "Fireworks Express"!